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My name is Chloe'.

condorn:

tinychatter:

condorn:

sorry i cant hear you over my freedom(:

sorry i cant hear you over my free health care(:

if you cant hear guess there’s a problem with that healthcare

legfruit:

gherkind:

LMAO my mum thinks im a virgin

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blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

computergeeq:

Holy wow. This is POWERFUL

computergeeq:

Holy wow. This is POWERFUL

sir-hathaway:

Actual representation of what I will be like on New Years.

sir-hathaway:

Actual representation of what I will be like on New Years.

feel-my-feels:

sub-maureen:

tODAY AT WORK, AT MCDONALD’S THESE PEOPLE WITH MASKS CAME IN AND I ALMOST PISSED MY PANTS AND THEY SHOUTED “EVERYONE STAY CALM, JUST CAN YOU DO US A FAVOR” AND I WAS LIKE HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, THIS IS IT, OMG THEY’RE GONNA PULL OUT A GUN, GOD HELP US, AND EVERYONE LOOKED SO PALE AND WE ALL LOOKED AT EACH OTHER LIKE HOLY SHIT AND THEN THE ONE GUY SAID “I NEED YOU TO DO THE YMCA WITH US FOR OUR BLOG”

SHIT

YOU

NOT.

I wanna know what happened

itoldyouimbusy:

Bitch I’m on my swag

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aminaabramovic:

vine fame is honestly ridiculous to me u mean ppl are doing meet n greets and signing autographs cuz they did something ridiculous for 6 seconds

kegelgod:

Nick Cannon gets embarrassed when his mom catches him flirting